Saturday, March 04, 2006

the shakes

I just returned from mass, and it did not go well. During the sign of peace, I was focusing completely on the firmness of my grip, so I messed up the pumping of the arm on every handshake! One guy scowled at me, but luckily nobody completely rescinded their peace. I wouldn't have wanted to be forced to crack some skulls there.


Abbinator said...

Today, when we went to mass in Poland, Colleen and I were not even aware that the sign of peace was happening. They just all bobbed their heads at us.

Fellow Church Goer said...

What David will not tell you is that he also messed up the Apostle's Creed to the point of no remedy. On a funny note it was posted two pews in front of him and in a book next to him.